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New weapons of mass destruction
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Obama wins a second term,
Nov. 2012 |
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Jihad Squirrels released
Sept., 11, 2009 |
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Aug. 2009
The
"real"
John Mayer wins a Grammy for his
Surfside CD |
The Toronto Maple Leafs
made the Stanley Cup playoffs in 2009 and failed to win the Cup AGAIN!
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Germany admits supplying skunky beer to
Iraqi suicide bombers. No lawsuits are pending.
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Air strikes funded by Jack Daniels, James
Dobson and the Religious Right. Five tons of cocaine are unaccounted
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December 2009
Topless Academy's "Guide to Bartending"
makes the Amazon best seller list after all Columbian drug cartels are nuked by the ATF.
Bootleggers throw huge tailgate party in
Tennessee. |
July 2040
Antarctica has melted. Penguins move to
Aspen. Re-location paid for with royalties from Happy Feet. |
November 2010
Ronald McDonald converts to Islam. Bans "unclean" McRibs. They were crap
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New North Korean WMD |
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Port Canaveral, Florida:
Cruise Ships and Sunset |
Cape
Canaveral, Florida: Beach, Orchids, Sunset |
Florida's Space Coast |
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