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FEMALE POEM
I Want a man that's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, he not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man that makes love to my mind, and knows what to
answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end, and always be my very best
friend.
MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
Liquor store, a big boat and a golf course.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit
The
Perfect Day For Her:
08:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
08:30 Weigh in 51 lbs lighter than yesterday
08:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice
and croissants
09:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath
oil
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny
personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out
12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30
lbs
13:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
15:00 Nap
16:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card
is from secret admirer
16:15 Light workout at club, followed by gentle
massage
17:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, primp before the
mirror
19:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by
dancing
22:00 Hot shower (alone)
22:30 Make love
23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
23:30 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
The
Perfect Day For Him:
06:00 Alarm
06:15 Blowjob
06:30 Massive dump while reading sports section of
USA Today
07:00 Breakfast, Filet mignon and eggs, toast and
coffee.
07:30 Limo arrives
07:45 Stoli Bloody Mary enroute to airport
08:15 Private jet to Augusta, Georgia
09:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club
09:45 Front nine at Augusta (2 under)
11:45 Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3
Heinekens
12:15 Blowjob
12:30 Back nine Augusta (4 under)
14:15 Limo back to airport (Bombay martini)
15:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all
female (topless) crew
16:30 Land world record light tackle Marlin (1249
lbs)
17:00 Jet back and get massage and hand job enroute
by naked Kathy Ireland
18:45 Shit, shower and shave
19:00 Watch Sportscenter
19:30 Dinner, Lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon '63,
20 oz New York steak on a TV tray while watching World's Scariest Police
Chases
20:00 A 1789 Augier Cognac and Cuban Partagas
Lusitanias natural wrapper cigar while watching WWF Wrestling
21:00 Sex with three women
22:00 Massage and Jacuzzi
23:00 Bed (alone)
23:05 12 second, 4 octave fart, dog leaves the room
23:10 Giggle yourself to sleep
Painted Polish Soccer Fan
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